Tuesday, July 31, 2007

No Face - Hump Music

Great Jones - 1989

Sometimes you just gotta post some crap. This song is really hard to listen to if you're normal. Here's what the notes from Discogs say:Contains explicit, distasteful lyrics offensive to most
. Well stated.
"Dildo, break it on down."

No Face - Hump Music

Monday, July 23, 2007


Dudes... The concert was amazing. I danced like a 14 year old raver girl who was candy flipping for the first time, then I poured a bottle of rum on my head.
But from there, it was time for Pube$, Blu Jemz, Dark Alley & I's DAFTERPARTY.

Check out our guest list! (Yes, this is real, they were all there. Catch the vapors.)

My Set was 20 minutes of House & Disco glory! Kinda wish I'd recorded it.

Here are some flicks from the party by Dark Alley.
Franki Chan's armpit set it off!!!

Sweaty Jemz and filthy Pube$. Eww.

Dark Alley, who was drinking tequila, with Curtis Vodka, who is holding scotch.

Some sort of strange Sparks fueled formation in the DJ booth.

Be sure to peep The Arab Parrot's breakdown as well... his pictures say a million words that you can't even pronounce!

Then check out some more dope pics taken by homie Glen

You can also take Cobrasnake's VIP Tour if thats how you like it.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


UMM - 1994

It's all happening. Only a couple more days fucknecks. I don't get excited about shit, but I'm totally freakin out man. I wake up feeling weird singing Digital Love in my head. It's like it's 1990 and the Jordan V is about to drop.
So anyway... it's only the 5th Weds B-Side yet the second by Daft Punk. Here's one that none of y'all have probably heard or even heard of. Listen to this shit that they made in 1994 and ask yourself why we even give a fuck about MSTRKRFT.

Daft Punk - Assault zshurr
Daft Punk - Assault ysi

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Banana Show!

I recorded most of my set from last Sunday night. I played for 3 of the 4 hours that night (the other hour was handled properly by my homie Goc-One.)
Of course, the part I was most proud of was not recorded but there are some decent moments in the following.

Mike B Live @ Banana Split 7/15/07 (10:15pm-11:30pm)
Mike B Live @ Banana Split 7/15/07 (1am-2am) feat Them Jeans on the mic.

BEWARE: By the end of the mix I'm completely torn. (See the pic of me below for evidence.)

My main man Gino aka Giovanni Marks aka Subtitle was ruling the floor all night. Welcome home fam.

Rony, of Rony's Photo Booth, loves his DJ.

photos by: the cobrasnake

Wednesday, July 11, 2007


Sire- 1985

The album version was pretty long to begin with, clocking in at 6 minutes... But this Dance Mix, which was the B-Side to And She Was, is a whopping 8 Minutes long. Perfect summer joint right here.

Talking Heads - Television Man (Dance Mix)

Thursday, July 5, 2007


Relief - 1996

Hope everybody had a good 4th... I know mine was cuh-rackin!

Armand Van Helden & DJ Sneak - Futuristic Cipher

Monday, July 2, 2007

You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do!

Sometimes you wake up and your landlord is ringing your doorbell. You shirtlessly answer the door just to have a stupid arguement with his 80 year old ass about how you're sick of his bullshit.
Then, just as you thought your whole day might be a wash... you discover that Lloydski aka Unemployed Lloyd aka My Favorite Dude To Go To Costco With has started his own blog.

Go to Lloyd's Blog

It's packed full of hilarious movie clips, good tunes, edits, random nonsense and all that shit.
Good vibes man.

"We are so going to g-off on the water" - Unemployed Lloyd